Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

Stephen Hawking Stoned by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

Scones 

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

Scones by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

Stoned Slackers by Ian December 7, 2004

rossetta stoned 

to be so stoned you say things that sound like another language to non-stoned people

dude, chuck was so rossetta stoned! i didn't understand a word he said!

rossetta stoned by blitz-domo February 21, 2010

Im stoned 

The thing you would say when high.

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"

Im stoned by Jaker0 January 8, 2012

super stoned 

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets

Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'

super stoned by Annie April 7, 2005