scob

To destroy or obliterate, as in a lopsided victory.

The Spartans scobbed the Titans, 42-3.

by Fried Hog February 7, 2015

Scobba

When one leaves an awkward situation in an extremely polite but quick manner.

"Halfway through sucking my cock Nick exclaimed he had to work in the morning and pulled a Scobba."

by Blacjo March 18, 2015

SCOMd

To become overwhelmed with alerts, specifically of the technical nature. A sudden surge in alerts from a monitoring system

I was looking for a message in outlook when I got SCOMd.

by Mario_Brothers April 5, 2010

Scomo

Scomo, a person that goes on a trip, vacation or takes a day off work when they need them the most.

"Jeez why can't scomo help Australia , there literally on fire ,and he's at where again?!"

by I_hate_scomo_and_love_anime_69 January 9, 2020

Scomo'd

To piss off and leave your work when the shit hits the fan.

He's gone and Scomo'd off to Hawaii leaving the rest of us to deal with the mess.

The shit hit the fan and he's no where to be found, he'd Scomo'd of.

by Syridian January 23, 2020

ScoMo

Pronounced 'Scoh-Moh' Evade any responsibility and lack any empathy at all while doing it.

Whilst holding any kind of position with basic standards or responsibility to fellow humans, pulling a ScoMo means to blame somebody else, and smirk a little while doing it. And if you can talk sharply in a 'bully' style while communicating it, then you've done a successful ScoMo. Added points for blaming an invisible man in the sky.

Peter pulled a real Scomo when he let his kids eat his ecstasy tablets! He blamed the kids, laughed at them, and got angry at his wife for telling the ambulance it was Peter's fault!

by Left Handed Aussie Ripper May 18, 2021

Omid Scobie

A grown man who appears to be made of wax and Botox. He makes a living by telling lies to the world about things he knows nothing about. He is paid by Meghan Markle to say nasty and untruthful things about people she doesn't like and who don't believe her propaganda.

I stepped in some Omid Scobie this morning and had to wash it off of my shoe immediately so I didn't smell like poop all day.

by MyHabibi23 May 3, 2023