A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.
Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.
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when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.
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