Shmake

Shmake: to smack or slap hard but not to hard.

Watch your mouth i will shmake you.

by THE GUY WITH ANSWERS February 16, 2010

Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

schmickity schmackety schmooo0

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked

I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

by bj (becjen) July 7, 2010

Yakem shmakem

A stupid thing that stupid people say

Steven "Yakem Shmakem"
Guy that is good at FIFA "You're stupid"

by Stevenstrash August 31, 2017

schlake

possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.

i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.

he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class

he's so rude he might as well be a schlake

by micah seth roberts the third esquire April 27, 2008

schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

by s1165096 March 24, 2009

Schmakin

To eat a burrito from the side like a fucking weirdo

"Did you see that fucking fag schmakin his burrito at Q-Doba?"

by MrSuperSoaker November 12, 2019