cleveland schemer

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"

Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.

by bravoghost February 20, 2011

scheme

as well as a scheme being a person it is also a word for their habitat. This is mainly high rise and marked by the inhabitants distinctive graffti

yeah she lives in a scheme

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

Scheme

v.
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception

n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person

I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.

And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!

by Doctor Scheme December 28, 2013

food scheme

The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)

Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"

by ungod December 9, 2008

The Slurpee Scheme

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.

"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"

by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009

Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 August 21, 2008

schmesh

An obscure slang term used to mean definitely, affirmative, yeah, yes, or roger that.

Zerokool: Are you a fucking idiot?
Engage: Schmesh!

by Hadrian123 July 28, 2009