Dude! I got a full body scan at the airport, and I swear, the guy at the computer was just staring at the screen!
by pissedoffbythetsa November 16, 2010
Scanning fine art at work is completely normal. I am currently scanning fine art as I write this. My favourite place to scan fine art is in public places such as movie theatres and playgrounds.
http://www.27bslash6.com/scanningfineart.html
http://www.27bslash6.com/scanningfineart.html
by iBalls December 1, 2008
A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.
by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012
What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.
I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.
I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.
by student of the scroll September 16, 2009
John: Give me your instagram
Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.
Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.
by Logically May 8, 2018
"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.
The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.
The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.
Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."
Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."
Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"
by JacOP October 5, 2013
It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
by Jeff September 12, 2003