lil bum scooch

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.

"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"

by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017

SCOOCH HER UP

TO SCOOCH A WOMAN UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG HER

TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE BAR I'M GONNA SCOOCH HER UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG THE HER!!

by VINNY TUFANO December 28, 2008

Scooch Your Gooch

A cleaver way for a person to tell someone to move. But what that person doesnt know is the definition of gooch.

"Jesus, your taking up so much Space! Scooch your gooch!"

by Momo123 February 16, 2009

Scooch-da-looch

When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.

Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.

My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.

by mmunch May 4, 2023

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016