Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.
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I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.
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I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.
by FrankSchapofWhitman May 8, 2016
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(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."
"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"
Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"
Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
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