salt

generally describes an irritated person, or someone who is in a bad mood.
Can be a noun, verb or an adjective.
Paul was such a salt that he could not enjoy himself.
Spano salted everyone's plans when he left to do a bid.
Who are those salts?
by Maurice Cheeks February 27, 2005
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adj.
You are salt when something unfortunate happens but you have to agree with it. Discontent, especially in an ironic sense.
"SALT, I forgot my lighter."

"I'm so salt right now, my grandma just beat me at words with friends."

"Salt, there's only one left."
by Sphinctersayswhaat? January 30, 2012
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Also: sodium chloride, pepper mate, SAWLTAY!

An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)

It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."

Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."

Cause we all know white is the new disco.

Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.

Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).
"Aww salt! I couldn't cop those moves if I changed my name to Jamal Jones."
by Kohlburn May 04, 2004
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Small Arse, Large Tits - direct opposite of fant, a woman with an impressive rack but a small arse with little or no hips.
"Do you think he'll like my big tits, Broomhilde?"
"Yeah but watch out, you've got no arse - you're a SALT"
by Calvination August 25, 2006
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an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.
Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school
by Jawayne September 10, 2003
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"Bro, I'm so salted right now"

Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"

Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"
by l33tl0rd April 24, 2014
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by PicklesMcGee March 21, 2006
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