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Light sabergasm

The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.
When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.

Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.
by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010
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Light saber

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.
US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
by ilRabbino April 24, 2013
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sabertron

i love SABERTRON
by beachbaby56 October 17, 2008
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Sabee

The mandarin word for stupid/ idiot
Dionysia is such a sabee
by Swaggy h April 21, 2019
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Saeberrr

an online name that typically would be picked by a small balding big chin eboy, who very much could also be a sociopath in real life
-whats your steam name bro?
-Saeberrr
-Please commit game end
by Void113 March 30, 2020
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mercury sable

Produced 1986-2005, 2008-2009
Ostensibly, the more luxurious counterpart to the Ford Taurus mid-size sedan. Was initially conceived as a more stylistically intriguing option for family sedan buyers who were dissatisfied with the malaise of the segment and thought the Taurus too mainstream for their tastes. The first and second generation Sable offered a futuristic-looking low-wattage light bar between the headlights in place of a traditional grille , modest fender skirts for aerodynamic appeal, and a wrap-around rear window arrangement that reduced blind spot size. Over the years, it became increasingly less distinguished from the Taurus and inevitably met its fate as it failed to hold on to the market segment as anything but a more costly Ford.
"Imagine yourself in a Mercury Sable now!"
by Vidame April 18, 2017
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wang saber

When a man summons the force to create a lightsaber-like object in his pants.
They fought to the death with their wang sabers.
by crimsonblade53 March 4, 2006
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