Sage

Usually the middle name of the most annoying people. They make weird noises and hiss at you. They get irrationally angry when you say their middle name like their a bargain bin voldemort. Usually resorting to sad attempts at violence and hysterically yelling threats and insults. Sages are usually nuts.

Girl: Did you know Rhiannon's middle name is Sage?
Girl 2: shhhh.. if she hears you she’ll start screaming and throw a chair at you.

by MuadDib5 February 02, 2020

Sage

Slang for Cigarette.

"You fancy a sage?"
Or
"I'm just going out for a sage."

by ForeverPassingLeft February 13, 2019

Sage

An extremely Nerdy, Athletic, awkward kid, but in the best way possible. Good at everything he tries and tries his hardest. He is very loyal and will never leave his side. If meet a (male) sage know that he will be a great friend.

Sage is such a good friend I’m glad I have him in my life.

by Pilot girl January 11, 2020

Sage

Sage is usually a very gorgous girl who is an amazing friend.

Jenni:Yea my best friend is Sage.

by Jenni L May 27, 2008

Sage

Plot twist he’s a girl

Eww I dated a sage

by Lingling4eva April 23, 2019

Sage

Tub of fat

“Sage is fat up top”
“Wanna hear a joke (sage works out)” hsgahahaha

by Dblock December 26, 2018

Sage

safe x2 ... more uber

Sam Suicide: i really love your hair :')

Laureeen Lullabye: i know its soooo sage.

by a hardcore scene kid May 17, 2009