smegged

Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

by i<3smegma November 8, 2010

Sreggin

A way to say nigger without being judged

My waiter got my food order wrong

Of course he was a Sreggin

by Bill112 December 30, 2018

Penis Seggs Man

He haunts you for life.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.

You: "You seen John anywhere?"
Guy: "I'm afraid he was a victim to the Penis Seggs Man...."

by YuaBeVibin February 24, 2022

Sheggin

A term used to describe an event, person or occurence which is deemed to be unpleasant, unfortunate, disapointing or altogether crap. Similar meaning to the phrase "long".

This raw meat is sheggin

Peutch: the girls aren't coming out tonight

Tom: Sheggin

Rich Dogg's breath is sheggin.

This party is sheg.

by Bnet crewdem. April 18, 2009

a béka segge alatt

Hungarian for "in bad shape", especially financially.

Literally means "under the frog's ass".

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004

Seggs

Seggs is bad. Seggs make you prego. 🤰

Don't have seggs.

by Taninchan May 20, 2021

Shegging

(Britishism) Shiny leggings; typically worn by young girls or women trying to look like young girls.

Shauna was delighted to find a new pair of sheggings among her birthday gifts.

by BombCog February 4, 2010