stuped

taking a simple thing and making it seem awesome.

girl1: ain't that the guy charlee left with last night? why is he walking? what happened to his car?

girl2: that wasn't his car. charlee got stuped.

by mrglf4373 December 24, 2010

Candy Striped

the act of shooting cum on a persons face so it looks like they have strips across their face.

I candy striped Spittle down on the boulevard.

by Justin Moores October 21, 2005

DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

stuped

Stuped means not smart,can't think at all.It also means when one is not capible of work.

Oh my gosh,your so stuped! How could you forget?!

by Kayla Brooks May 13, 2005

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

candy-striped

Male arousal. An erection. Hard on.

"What's up girl? I am full candy-striped. Lets fuck like wild banshees'"

by Raoul Duke February 1, 2004