Jesus Smuggling

When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.

Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.

by Tybaltdavies July 21, 2019

strangling

Lacking crucial information, time, money, or energy.

My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now."

by Dizastaa November 26, 2014

Fuck snuggling

When you trying to fuck but there is someone else there so you just sexually snuggle.

It's when a lion and a bunny trynna fuck but instead they continue fuck snuggling.

by Doggylover090 May 29, 2016

No strings attached snuggling

Snuggling or sleeping together with no real intention of having any intimate time. Can turn sexual by accident but generally just a platonic relationship for the mutal benifit of enjoying sleep while being close to someone.

More common in winter, where single males and females attempt to keep warm. Sometimes wrongly interpreted as Friends with benifits, No strings attached snuggling wether platonic or not generally has no after-sleep awkwardness or strings.

Early in the morning James see's Sally leave Harry's room -

James: "Woh - did Harry and Sally fuck last night ?"
Jon: "No man - they just slept together - no strings attached snuggling. they do it all the time".

by Sebastian the Pirate June 19, 2011

Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

Digital Snuggling

When two people use a video chat program while lying on their sides facing each other.

Variances: Digitally Snuggle
Past Tense: Snuggled Digitally

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship so we digitally snuggle.

Digital snuggling is one way I can be closer to my long distance boyfriend.

by impersnickety October 30, 2010

Smuggling Yo-yo's

The fatty tissue of a girl's cunt lips bulging around the seem line of her tight pants.

I saw Sarah at the mall today, her pants were so tight, it looked like she had been smuggling yo-yo's.

by Krimp February 12, 2009