Shirt Stretcher

Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!

Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher

I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024
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booty stretcher

A girl on social media who only post pictures with her booty in the frame .
“Yeah this booty stretcher sent me a message on facebook, I deleted her message. “
by Richard Prices December 11, 2023
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Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
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Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
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Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.
“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor
by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023
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18 on a stretcher

When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher
Hey alise 18 on a stretcher
by Giggitygoo415 January 24, 2021
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Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.
“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”
by February 17, 2022
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