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Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.
Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?
by Skade777 July 12, 2024
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Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.
Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom
by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021
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Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.
Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.
by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022
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squelch

squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.
hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!
by Big_Men0001 June 12, 2024
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Squelch

A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.
The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.
by anonymous December 22, 2024
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