Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.

“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk”

by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025

Squelch

When it’s raining outside and your shoe is wet, it makes that noise that causes everyone to look at you like you have autism

Fuck. I’m squelching

by BaddSpelur April 16, 2019

Squelch

An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.

"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"

by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while

Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month

by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

Squelch

A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.

The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.

by anonymous December 22, 2024