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Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.
I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!
by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020
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Spling

To laugh out loud.

Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular

L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'

Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"
SPLING!
by Captain Rathbone November 6, 2010
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Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...
It's on like shlongkong!
by Shlongkong November 5, 2010
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Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size
Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ThiccNig March 6, 2019
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Slong Danglr

Slong Danglr A phrase created by rapper Slong Danglr, that essentially means dick, penis. sex, intercourse.

“I been slanging Slong Danglr all year”

“She loves my Slong Danglr.
“I been slanging Slong Danglr all year

“She loves my Slong Danglr.
by Ms Lee Lee January 23, 2022
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slong sucker

by Slurped buttface May 16, 2023
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Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”
by Melonz4 September 7, 2019
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