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Sounds is the name given to stainless steel tubes, of various design that are inserted into the male urethrea for sexual pleasure or pain. It is a common practise amongst the bdsm community. Solitary use of sounds, by a male involves the inserting of a sound into his japs eye or urethra and pushing the sound (which is usually well lubricated with a non-oil based lubricant) deep into the bladder so that the head of the sound rubs directly upon the prostate gland of the male. Such stimulation of the prostate gland from the inside of the bladder is often described as 'ecstatic' or 'incredible'.

The solitary use of sounds for sexual pleasure often becomes pathological and dangerous, with the user experimenting with different shaped and textured sounds so as to heighten his sexual pleasure.

The use of sounds in the bdsm community is both dangerous and depraved. The victim, who is male, often has sounds thrust with little care or compassion into his urethrea or japs eye. Not surprisingly biological damage to the urethra and bladder is common, infection and serious injury often follow and lifetime bladder incontinence is a real risk. More serious cases involve penile cancer, bladder cancer and tumours of differing seriousness. The use of sounds is outlawed in many countries and to own a set of sounds is illegal.

The internet, is often the place where sounds can be bought and they are available for sexual deviants worldwide...at a cost, both financially and biological.
Horace inserted a sound into Berties urethra with loving kindness. Bertie orgasmed with such intensity when it rubbed against his prostate gland.
by clinton sounds May 4, 2005
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orgasmic sounds

The moaning of the wounderful feeling of an orgasm during sex..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....Oh yea Baby!!!AAAAAAA.....(skwirt in the hole)!!!!
Did you hear Bob and MaryAnn, andd of their orgasmic sounds?
by stromin norman June 11, 2006
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Sounds like a Saturday night

This phrase can be used as a replacement for "That's what he/she said", or "Sounds like my first time". Used to give a description of something out of the ordinary a sexual innuendo while at the same time making it appear as normal behavior for a Saturday night.
Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.
by 00Snort00 October 18, 2012
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Sounds like a u problem

When someone complains about something and you reply back with “sounds like a u problem “ and then they get annoyed
“ ahhh I can’t get my shoe on “

“Sounds like a u problem
by Big dick deano August 27, 2019
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Soundsurbator

Men are visual sexual beings where as woman are audio sexual beings. A woman who gets aroused by the sound of a man enjoying a sexual pleasure. A woman that can have an orgasm by listening to a man have an orgasm. A woman that will rub one out while listening to a man rub one out. The act a woman performs that is equal to a man jerking off while watching porn. A woman who turns on porn just to here the man cum.
I was soundsurbating to a man fucking his wife.

I listen to porn while I soundsurbate.

I am a soundsurbator and my husband is a masturbator. Sometimes he watches me cum while I listen to him cum.

I love wearing head phones while I soundsurbate. It really feels like the guy is moaning in my ear.
by NoAdultingDoneHere December 21, 2022
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Slicer sounds

A depressing song that makes you want to slit your throat
Person1: ugh turn this slicer sounds off before I start slicing
by Fighting birds June 28, 2016
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