sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

by Honest Assesment November 21, 2013

Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

sofa hooks

hooks used to hold a sectional sofa together. used to denote wealth.

Check out that Ferrari. i bet his sofa has hooks.

I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks.

Moving up, i've got sofa hooks now.

by IrX May 20, 2008

burst sofa

An exploded vagina often found in middle eastern girls. Resembles a burst sofa, Hot stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

That chicks got a pussy like a burst sofa.

by Poos Magoo August 31, 2006

Sofa King

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

by asdfghjk21sofaking September 30, 2009

sofa city

noun:1) Where you go when you are forced to sleep on the sofa.
2)Where you go when no bed is available for the night.
3) Where you sleep when wife refuses sex.

1)"I'm sick of your shit, it's sofa city for you!"
2)"Too many folks in here, guess its sofa city for me!
3)That bitch sentme to sofa city last night!"

by Dallasnurse January 30, 2009

Sofa Cobra

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.

Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.

by Winter Morgan April 27, 2010