A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.
I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!
by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018
Get the Scuba Instructormug. The Dirty scuba is when you get a really fat chick with an extremly beat up pussy, Stick your head all the way into the puss with a straw hanging out of your mouth. The straw acts an a breathing apperattis, another reqiurment is that you have to drink a Coors Light through the straw while your head is still inside of the fat broad.
by S-4 February 14, 2008
Get the Dirty Scubamug. When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.
Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.
by keyshawnnnnnnnnnnn January 24, 2017
Get the Scuba Divingmug. by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004
Get the scuba sploogemug. When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.
by 666tacos April 26, 2017
Get the scuba donkeymug. scuba diver
Someone who regularly uses marijuana. Calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. Scuba divers breath Oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.
Synonem: Pro Stoner.
Someone who regularly uses marijuana. Calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. Scuba divers breath Oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.
Synonem: Pro Stoner.
Hary's dad is a scuba diver.
"Yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. Would you like to acompany us on a dive?"
"Yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. Would you like to acompany us on a dive?"
by layout420 June 11, 2007
Get the scuba divermug. A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
by layout420 December 13, 2006
Get the Scuba Divingmug.