The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.
Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.
by Jason138 April 16, 2014
by ryan conner December 28, 2007
When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.
Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"
by Hatesmear Creepshow August 07, 2013
by Rodfather June 08, 2005
Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.
The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.
The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.
Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*
Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*
Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"
by §3 Blaze May 14, 2010
When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ". It can also be used as an insult, which is commonly used to target someone's sexuality.
Guy: Hey girl, Rodney told me you were a scrotum champ.
Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.
OR
Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.
Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.
Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.
OR
Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.
Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.
by mike, blake, anthony July 28, 2006
A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.
Do you have a scrotum beard?
Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
by Poofy Minion April 12, 2016