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salsa snack

disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.
Tim:Yo who wants a salsa snack. Jeff: You're fucked.
by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007
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Chunky Salsa

Another term to describe a woman's period, and the time the period lasts.
Damn, i got my chunky salsa today- i feel like shit!
come on juan, let's go get nacho's supreme!

all right! then we can go to climb the magical talking tree mrs. robins!
by Juan Jaar May 3, 2008
mugGet the Chunky Salsamug.

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.
My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.
by brendan May 6, 2004
mugGet the my salsamug.

Salsa Bath

Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.

Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.

More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.

This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."

"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"

"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"

"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."

"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."

"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"

"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."

Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."

"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."

"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."

Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"

"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."

Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."

Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."

"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."

"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
by Triivlerackasaurus Rex February 7, 2012
mugGet the Salsa Bathmug.

Dusty Salsa

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.
Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.
by TT69 March 14, 2018
mugGet the Dusty Salsamug.

Salsa-monella

Salsa in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Guacamole-coli.
Sandi must have gotten into the salsa-monella at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.
by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010
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lady salsa

Female peroid juice
by Trap32 November 26, 2015
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