Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

SJP Hands

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.

Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.

by nytoflboy January 29, 2008

SJP

The acronym for Sarah Jessica Parker. Usually said with a stereotypically gay flamboyancy.

Oh my god SJP looked so fantabulous at the Gloden Globes!

by Craig Bowers December 24, 2005

sjpsexual

sarah jessica parker sexual

“oh salem? they are sjpsexual”

by alureia December 12, 2022

SJP

A person who is so ugly that their looks resemble that of Sarah Jessica parker

Ew oh man, check out that SJP

by Squidrickton January 3, 2011

SJP

Ukrainian version of meaning "suck my ass."

- Yo, man ! Why you so wack!
- SJP !

by Brudah January 7, 2021

sjps

a private school that is really sad

Do you go to sjps?

by jarobel January 25, 2021