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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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Russian roulette

It's when there are 6 men and 1 wo- Shh shh shh๐Ÿคซ Anyways!๐Ÿ˜Š

๋‚ ์นด๋กœ์šด secret ๋‘˜๋Ÿฌ์‹ผ
์–˜๊ธด ๋ฒ ์ผ ์†์—
์ ์  ๋” ๊นŠ์€ h-h-hush
๋ง˜์„ ๊ฒจ๋ˆ  ์ด์ œ
์—ฌ๊ธด ์˜จํ†ต ์–ด๋‘์šด ๋ฐคํ•˜๋Š˜์ƒ‰
๊ทธ๋ฆผ์ž์กฐ์ฐจ ๊ธธ์„ ์žƒ๊ฒŒ ํ•ด
Oh ๋„Œ ํ•ญ์ƒ love is game
์‰ฝ๊ฒŒ ์ฆ๊ธฐ๋Š” ๊ฐ€๋ฒผ์›€์ผ ๋ฟ์ด๋ผ๊ณ 
๋ญ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋ชป๋œ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋กœ ์ž๊พธ
ํ”ผํ•ด ๊ฐ€๋ ค๊ณ ๋งŒ ํ•˜๋‹ˆ ์™œ
์ปค์ง€๋Š” heart b-b-beat
๋นจ๋ผ์ง€๋Š”๋ฐ
๋„ˆ๋‹ต์ž–๊ฒŒ heart b-b-b-beat
๊ฑฐ๋ ค ๋‚˜๋ฅผ ๋ณผ ๋•Œ
๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ๋‚จ์€ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๊นŒ์ง€
์ ์  ๋‹ค๊ฐ€์˜ค์ง€ crazy
์•„์ฐ”ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๊ฒจ๋ˆˆ russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (๋„Œ ์ด๋ฏธ)
Heart b-b-b-beat
๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ๋‚จ์€ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๊นŒ์ง€
๋‚ด๊ฒŒ ๋งก๊ธฐ๊ฒŒ ๋  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋„Œ
๋‹ฌ์ฝคํ•œ ๋„ˆ์˜ Russian roulette
๋ฐ˜์ง์ธ secret
๋” ์ด์ƒ ์™ธ๋ฉดํ•˜์ง„ ๋ชปํ•ด
๋ฒ„ํŠผ์€ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ p-p-push
๋ฐ›์•„๋“ค์—ฌ ์ด์ œ
๋‹ˆ ๋ง˜ ์˜จํ†ต ๋‚ด ๋ชจ์Šต ์ฑ„์›Œ์ง€๊ฒŒ
๊ฟˆ๊ฟ€ ๋•Œ์กฐ์ฐจ ๋‚˜๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๊ฒŒ ๋ผ
Oh ์•„์ง ๋„Œ love is game
๋‚ด๊ฒŒ ๋งํ•ด๋„ ํ”๋“ค๋ ค ๋‹ˆ ๋ชฉ์†Œ๋ฆฌ๋„
์žฅ๋‚œ์Šค๋ ˆ ์Šค์นœ ๋ˆˆ๋น› ๋„ˆ๋จธ๋กœ
์–ด์ฉ” ์ค„ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๋Š” ๋‹ˆ ๋ชจ์Šต
์ปค์ง€๋Š” heart b-b-beat
๋นจ๋ผ์ง€๋Š”๋ฐ
๋„ˆ๋‹ต์ž–๊ฒŒ heart b-b-b-beat
๊ฑฐ๋ ค ๋‚˜๋ฅผ ๋ณผ ๋•Œ
๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ๋‚จ์€ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๊นŒ์ง€
์ ์  ๋‹ค๊ฐ€์˜ค์ง€ crazy
์•„์ฐ”ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๊ฒจ๋ˆˆ Russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (๋„Œ ์ด๋ฏธ)
Heart b-b-b-beat
๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ๋‚จ์€ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๊นŒ์ง€
๋‚ด๊ฒŒ ๋งก๊ธฐ๊ฒŒ ๋  ๊ฑฐ์•ผ ๋„Œ
๋‹ฌ์ฝคํ•œ ๋„ˆ์˜ Russian roulette
์ดํ† ๋ก ๊นŠ์€ ๊ฟˆ์ด ๋„Œ ์ฒ˜์Œ์ผ๊ฑธ
๋‚ด ๋ง˜์ด ์ด ๋ฐค์ด ์•„๋ฅธ๊ฑฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” game
You can't control
์ปค์ง€๋Š” heart b-b-beat
๋นจ๋ผ์ง€๋Š”๋ฐ
ํ„ฐ์งˆ ๋“ฏํ•œ heart b-b-b-beat
Key๋Š” ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ฅ˜๊ฒŒ
๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ๋‚จ์€ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๊นŒ์ง€
์ ์  ๋‹ค๊ฐ€์˜ค์ง€ crazy
์•„์ฐ”ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๊ฒจ๋ˆˆ Russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (๋„Œ ์ด๋ฏธ)
Heart b-b-b-beat
๋งˆ์นจ๋‚ด ๋นผ๋‚ผ ์ˆ˜๋„ ์—†๊ฒŒ ๋ฐ•ํ˜€
๋‹ˆ ์‹ฌ์žฅ ๋” ๊นŠ์€ ๊ณณ
๋‹ฌ์ฝคํ•œ ๋„ˆ์˜ Russian roulette
์ปค์ง€๋Š” heart b-b-beat
๋นจ๋ผ์ง€๋Š”๋ฐ
La-la-la-la-la
์ปค์ง€๋Š” heart b-b-beat
๋นจ๋ผ์ง€๋Š”๋ฐ
La-la-la-la-la
Heart b-b-b-beat

stan red velvet ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿง- what's Russian roulette?
๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ- Wow, you're so uncultured! Now close your mouth and open your ears! Ahem ์ปค์ง€๋Š” heart b-b-beat ๋นจ๋ผ์ง€๋Š”๋ฐ ๋„ˆ๋‹ต์ž–๊ฒŒ heart b-b-b-beat ๊ฑฐ๋ ค ๋‚˜๋ฅผ ๋ณผ ๋•Œ ๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰ ๋‚จ์€ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๊นŒ์ง€ ์ ์  ๋‹ค๊ฐ€์˜ค์ง€ crazy ์•„์ฐ”ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๊ฒจ๋ˆˆ Russian roulette!
๐Ÿง- I'm obsessed. How can I make this my new personality!?
๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ- By stanning red velvet, duhhhh!
by mr. snicker doodle October 13, 2025
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Russian roulette

When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy
by Thatreฤ—alnigga May 2, 2025
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Russian Roulette

When a woman gives a man a blow job while heโ€™s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.
Hey bro, my wife played a game of Russian Roulette last night. She lost, it got in her eye.
by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025
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Russian Roulette

To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences
You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023
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Russian Roulette

1. (n) a game, played with a revolver in which a group of people pass a gun loaded with one bullet, in which they put it to their temple and shoot. the unlucky person who receives the bullet is the loser.
1. "I heard gary died lost last nights russian roulette."
"hey, he took the chance and played the game."
by Noctone April 7, 2023
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Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022
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