The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.
"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"
"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"
"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"
"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"
"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"
by Runts August 04, 2009
by thejohnlong September 26, 2009
by jp January 14, 2004
by Vimalan April 28, 2012
The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.
You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat
by Vauxhall Burgundy August 16, 2006
A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
Damp old runt a massive cunt
by Clarabella January 07, 2021
Used in conjunction with Uprunt. When someone or something won’t stop talking and you want them to shut the fu*k up.
Max wanted to root Emily and came over to sacs at 11:30 on a Friday night. Lachie was there witnessing the whole thing and told max to ‘Up the runt’
by Sparkylachie June 24, 2019