rules of the road

Road head, sucking dick for a ride

Hey girl, do you know the rules of the road.

by Lolfrkp December 19, 2017

Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.

You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.

by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020

rules the roost

Ruling the roost is the same reference. Birds roosting on a perch have a hierarchy the top bird who is at the top of the pecking order gets the best spot and sits where they want.... they therefore rule the roost

she rules the roost a little too much

by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021

Rules Of The World

51. That one chick
52. Awww hell naw
53. There are no rules
54. Follow all rules
55. Paradoxes are science fiction
56. Avatar is alien porn
57. There are such a thing as super heroes
58. Super heroes are fake
59. You have heard a lie
60. Everyone has cancer
61. Everything can give you cancer
62. Sleeping is death
63. Snoring causes death
64. Smoking can kill
65. Smoking can't kill
66. You are confused
67. If your not your confusing
68. Movies can be made from anything
69. Hah... 69
70. Hah... 69 plus one
71. Rules are meant to be broken
72. You can not break all rules
73. Rule 69 is the #1 rule
74. Cartoons are for kids
75. Political cartoons are demoters
76. It's all math and science
77. It' a religion
78. Toys are for all ages
79. All toys are meant to be played with
81. Gibberish is the most common known language
82. There is a Hi for everyone
83. Not everyone waves
84. When your driving down the road stop
85. Google is god
86. The world is never ending
87. The Myens are not dead
88. There is no national treasure
89. God hates Mac users
90. Use Mac and you go to hell
91. Everything's a pet
92. Your ass
93. Rule #92 is amazing
94. There is no escaping fate
95. She fucking hates you for saying she said that
96. There are no more rules
97. Rule #71
98. You believe 96 you fail
99. It's hard to fail
100. There is no end

Rules of the world #100 there is no end

by D3D@N May 4, 2010

Rules of Neck Slaps

1. If you slap someone they get to slap you back
2. Don't violated
3.If you have a trim the expiration date is 3 days after
Finally just don't take the piss

If you slap me i will clart you

Say less
Remember the rules of neck slaps

by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020

Rules Of The Internet

Some bullshit that was just made up because nobody had actual rules for the internet. One of the rules is to not take the internet seriously, which works against itself. It practically implies that rules themselves aren't rules to be followed.

If you follow the rules of the internet, you probably have less of a life than you think.

by whocaresyoutwat December 5, 2012

rules of survival

Rules of Survival or ROS
ROS relates to fortnite except it is on your mobile devices
ROS is a mobile app that involves killing other people in order to get a high ranking

Today I got first place on Rules of Survival!

by dkensid dvsk March 11, 2018