Rancho Cucamonga

Rancho Cucamonga, CA is a city in San Bernardino County. Unlike most other cities in San Bernardino county, however, Rancho Cucamonga is pretty well-to-do city comprised mostly of rich white people, and their spoiled kids who spend it all. The center of the city would be its so called "downtown" dubbed the Victoria Gardens. Here is where most people from Rancho show off their wealth, and their nice ass cars. Rancho is filled with emo kids, alot of made-up girls, and rich people who like to drive around in their BMW's, Benzs' and Hummers. It is also full of wanna - be - gangsters who roam the streets acting like they are all tough, but end up going home into their million dollar houses owned by mommy and daddy. Rancho may not be nowhere near the beach, but people here sure act like they're in the OC. Rancho Cucamonga. The OC of San Bernardino County.

Rancho Cucamonga?

Oh yea! that's where all the rich people live!

by Andrew766778 June 12, 2006

ronco

A company owned by Ron Popeil. Famous for his late night infomercial selling the Pocket Fisherman, Food Dehydrator, and the Showtime Rotisserie, among others.

Ron Popeil is my real dad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Rancholo

Combination of two words Rancho (ranch) + Cholo (Homie)
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.

The other day that rancholo was maddoggin, asking ME where I was from with his broken English. I couldn't stop laughing.

by Pedro Butter November 17, 2010

Ronch

Ronch or Ronchy
For something to be, look, smell, feel, or taste ronchy.
Disgusting, putrid, awful, ronchy, unpleasant, foul, gross, revolting,

Oh god, that looks Ronchy!

She opened it up, and the most ronchy smell filled the air.

by Arden S January 28, 2008

Rio Rancho

Where white people of the Abq metro area go to escape the gang violence and property crime in the city proper. The city spends big on various projects, and the infrastructure is good if a bit crowded. The sprawl seems to be equally divided between cheap development houses and shopping centers. You will find lots and lots of strip malls and shopping centers, which seems to be the only available avenue for entertainment. The police are extremely bored and overzealous; you will never receive a warning for any traffic offense and they will literally bust a nut over a low BAC DWI arrest (which will probably be the talk of the station for months). Contrast this with the police of abq not giving a fuck about bad driving as long as you're not killing people, and you'll see why everyone get's frustrated. There are also an extreme amount of bullshit unapportioned-tax traffic cameras compared to what there should be for the population, to fund the aforementioned white people city pet projects.

If you want to party, look elsewhere because most bars will cut you off after 3 drinks regardless if you have a driver or not. You'll find plenty of fakesters and busters all over, but I have never seen anyone in Rio Rancho who remotely resembles a real gangster.

For the most part, this city is a shithole due to the government being oppressive, massive overcrowding, a mix of yuppies and white trash, and virtually no jobs apart from the Intel plant and retail stores.

I got tired of hearing gunshots in Albuquerque at night, so I moved my family to Rio Rancho so my children will never have to see a dark person again.

by RH1N0 October 2, 2013

Rio Rancho High School

Rio rancho High School is the gayest school in the world. All the dumb fucks go there and they don't know anything. They can only whine and cry about fucking cleveland cause it's richer than them and all the kids are way better than them at everything including sports. RRHS is filled with drugs and sluts and whores. They have absolutely no live expect to rob cars in neighborhood across the street from the school and to smoke and pop pills all day! Little fucking ratchet bitches need to get a life.

Person 1: Your a pot head
Person 2: Duuude how'd you know?
Person 1: Cause you go to ratchet Rio Rancho High School fucking retard!

by Sexiness666 October 17, 2013

Rancho Bernardo

A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.

"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"

by HotPocketFresh July 7, 2008