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Roland

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.
Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔
by N1ck1 May 27, 2018
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Amanda Paige Roland

My beautiful amazing, sexy, perfect, breathtaking future wife. She makes me smile and makes the bad times okay. She's literally my whole world and only reason I live. I love her.
by Romeo7777 August 13, 2017
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roland style

"You must Gangnam, like I have"
"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style?!?!"

"You must Gangnam, like I have"
by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024
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Roland

Roland coaster
by 4235655 May 11, 2022
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roland style

'You must Gangnam, like I have "
"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style!?!?! "

"You must Gangnam, like I have"
by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024
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roland preston

The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂
by Roland Preston May 10, 2018
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