Roblox

A children’s game lacking in freedom of speech and actual moderation

Two players are playing Roblox.
Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: what?
Person 1: ##### ###
Person 2: Can you repeat that?
Person 1: #### ########
Person 2: What? I cant tell wha# #### ######
Person 1: ############
Person 2 ######## ######
(Both players are banned permanently)

by Coffeeright June 25, 2018

Roblox

An online platform for 8 year olds to say "oof" and "noob" to try to be cool. This would work except 1) They're on F*****g Roblox and B)All they ever end up saying is ### or OOF! in English.

OOF!

Roblox be like

8 year old A)
OOF! You're not coming to my birthday party.

8 year old B)
No you.

Me)

SAVAGE!!!

by OOF!TheRobloxian October 16, 2018

Roblox

An app where salty 9-year olds go to date a 30-year old man,and complain about there grades.

Guy:Hey dude, wanna play roblox?
Me:I AINT A SALTY NINE YEAR OLD

by MICHELAISSTRAIGHTERTHANAPENCIL June 25, 2019

Roblox

there is probably a Roblox ad under this.

Roblox: old game that makes kids spend money then lose their account to "free Robucks" people
Teacher: what would you do with $20?
Student 1: use it on V-bucks
Student 2: go to Starbucks
Student 3: buy snacks
Student 4: buy Robucks

by Jinglered March 21, 2018

Roblox

A platform where you can play games, meet horny 50 year old's, and steal your moms credit card to buy robux.

Hey mom can i use your credit card for robux on roblox?

Mom: no i need that for groceries

buys robux anyways

by TheGoodKus April 20, 2018

ROBLOX

The new online sex game that is free to play on mobile, pc, and Xbox. It will make you cum 10 times in one day.

Bro... I jacked off to some slutty bitch on Roblox

by A random vsco boi September 09, 2019

Roblox

Roblox is an online interactive LEGO-like game. It was originally created in 2005. (It's also a rip-off of Blockland.) Thousands of people around the world play this game. (Mostly 4-11 year-old's) So if you play this, you can't go to a single game without getting reported and most likely to get banned for a short amount of days. (It really depends on what you did to get banned.) From my experience, you most of the time get banned for saying something inappropriate like cussing or racism. Other times like getting reported for being a noob or teamkilling, you don't get banned or even a warning.

On random Roblox team deathmatch server
10 yr old: Teamkills a 6 year old
6 yr old: OMG, WTH?
10 yr old: What? It's not against the rules
6 yr old: Yes it iz! I r gonna report u!
Sudden argument montage
6 yr old leaves crying to his mom for 10 yr old owning him

by Lukas Uszodi October 21, 2011