Roadhouse

When your girl is in the bathroom pooping and you kick down the door, sit on her lap, poop between her legs, and then roundhouse her in the jaw.

Have you ever had your girl ask you to poop with her?

Not really but have roadhoused a girl before

by Jeremy gaggliano April 11, 2024

RoadHoe

Homie that drives you around all the time cuz u dnt have a vehicle

Mikeys was my roadhoe

by InniMdeep June 7, 2025

Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out

Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Kentucky Roadhouse

When you get a blumpkin in the KFC bathroom by a Swamp Donkey.

Sorry I was late, I was picking up Kentucky Roadhouse with Karen.

by KYdanman September 26, 2020

Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful

My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Logans roadhouse

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.

Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now

Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?

Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.

Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.

Person1:(is aroused)

by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021

Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021