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roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.
Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.
by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010
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roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.
Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.
by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010
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Rigby Road Kill

Noun. A person, normally male, who has dated a Rigby and been passed over rapidly for the next victim. Often the victim is lulled into a false sense of security and stricken into submission by the sheer beauty of the Rigby, like a hypnotic deer in bright warm glow of the headlights of a big Rig. Then smack, it's all over. Also know as "RRK".
See that guy over there... He's Rigby Road Kill.
by RRK#6 March 4, 2012
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road kill

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.
I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.
by The Road Kill Assassin May 28, 2005
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fashion road kill

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.
Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill
by Natalie August 10, 2004
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Road Kill

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
by Shaggerman January 13, 2009
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road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.
Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.
by autumnnips May 4, 2014
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