Dad - did you get a detention
U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention
U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention
by Daddies malk November 11, 2018
Get the Detention provention mug.Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cures include getting a better job.
Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
Get the Lonely Receptionist Syndrome mug.A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."
My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.
by Jonathan May 8, 2004
Get the anal retentive mug.A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.
"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"
"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
by Tony Red September 2, 2009
Get the Receptionista mug.Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 19, 2008
Get the After work detention mug.When you do something bad that doesn't warrant a detention. Instead, you have to face the wall of the cafeteria and starve while everyone else is eating. In my opinion, it's only going to make you want to get into more trouble.
by Sheks Broken Condom April 14, 2017
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