restoring honor

the process by which one passes a bowel movement.

Man, I had a hard time restoring honor in that porta potty at the Glenn Beck rally in D.C. It stunk like prunes in there.

by breetai3 September 3, 2010

restorative justice

A dumb thing you have to do for school. It's best to not pay atension unless you think you might go to jail when you are a big boi

I had to do stupid restorative justice today

by Hwane The Rock March 19, 2019

Resturant

Vagina and or pussy

Hey, I feel like fish tonight, lets eat at the Resturant

by Mike Schnides July 1, 2004

resturant

The place I go because I have no life.

Joe: Did you go to the resturant today?
Me: Yes, I have no life.

by loser2222 September 20, 2006

Triple restraint

When a woman has a dildo-like object stuck in both her anus and pussy, and clamps on her nipples. She puts clothes on over these and goes about her day this way.

"Why is Rhonda walking funny, man?"

"Cuz this morning I set her up in a triple restraint."

by PussyPussywillow August 20, 2009

Restraining Orders

What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.

"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."

by Super Giga Mega Nesbitt May 11, 2015

iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.

Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."

by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009