The formula for all known religions is as follows:
"<Insert true/feasible fact here>, therefore <Insert outrageously untrue fact here>"
"<Insert true/feasible fact here>, therefore <Insert outrageously untrue fact here>"
Reginald likes to drink his tea with 2 teabags, therefore the Kiwi's of the sahara desert play the maracas every full moon as their religion dictates.
16 Chickens ate 10 Kilograms of chicken feed in 1 week, therefore small leprechauns live the shoes of families with 2 or more pets
The world exists, therefore God created it.
16 Chickens ate 10 Kilograms of chicken feed in 1 week, therefore small leprechauns live the shoes of families with 2 or more pets
The world exists, therefore God created it.
by randomartichokes June 30, 2009
Helpful sometimes, often not.
Cause of many deaths, prevention of others.
Keeps people sane, makes people crazy.
Respected, abhorred.
Good. Bad.
There is no accurate definition of this word that doesn't leave something out.
Cause of many deaths, prevention of others.
Keeps people sane, makes people crazy.
Respected, abhorred.
Good. Bad.
There is no accurate definition of this word that doesn't leave something out.
Religion drove extremist Muslims and Christians to do horrid things.
Religion helps people through hard times.
I can't seem to figure out what I should think about it, so I'll just stay neutral.
Religion helps people through hard times.
I can't seem to figure out what I should think about it, so I'll just stay neutral.
by ellipsisdotdotdot February 20, 2011
by Beavis July 12, 2003
The beleif that everyines life has purpose and that you will be enlightened after you die even though you sat on a couch and watched TV your entire life. Otherwise known as total bullshit that has been fed to every family and child since fuckin creation.
Karl Marx: Religion is the opiate of the masses
by He who speaks the truth... April 10, 2007
Religion=Shit
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.
Point made.....
If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.
Point made.....
If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.
'I'm going to die!'
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+
An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+
An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages
by Lonesamurai July 03, 2004
Religion is a created myth to cause religious wars and holy crusades for money and oil, religion is greed.
person 1: hi lets accuse jews for selling my slippers on ebay and cause a new religious crusade
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.
by Joe Edwards September 08, 2007
Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*
Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?
Atheist: *mind explodes*
Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?
Atheist: *mind explodes*
by Name removed by the NSA December 09, 2013