Rehabed

Form of retardisation, to be become rehabed is to become special

See: Patrick Mahon after an intense studying session.

Via FB Chat: "Carly, I am actually rehabed."

by DDBBGG November 3, 2010

Rehab Bound

Some day this person has a very possible chance of going to rehab

"Yo Thomas is rehab bound man he overdosed again

by Rehabbound26 June 23, 2018

Rehab

Somewhere you go to become a better you.

I went out of town to get away from everything or I got a random check in the mail and splurged. Until Rehab showed up as Ratings

by Enjoyitmf11 December 5, 2024

rehab

where u should be rn.

a: where is he rn?
b: in rehab, he got some drug addiction problem

by thehottestmfalive August 23, 2021

spauding rehab

a physical rehab that's in Boston, Charlestown to be exact.
On occasion, a patient will come into the place with complete paralysis. Guess where your poop goes, since you can't make it to the shitter? Yup, in your diaper! It took a man to say that.

spauding rehab:
Hey vro... uhhh... what, uhh... happened?
Nm b, just got out of spaulding rehab, hate that place.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 24, 2023

dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic

amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab

by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021

rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.

Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"

by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023