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Radioactive Orgasm

Having sexual intercourse with a cancer patient after they've had chemotherapy.
"dude, why'd u just go in that hospital. Oh, i just went in the cancer center to have a radioactive orgasm."
by dudebroOoOoOoO May 27, 2012
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radioactive rats

when your room has become so untidy and there are so many plates on the floor that you're fairly sure you have radio active rats running around
My room is such a mess I better clear up before I get radioactive rats
by evilaphrodite January 3, 2008
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Retroactive Abortion

Don't kill them when they are young & cute, take them out when they are teenagers & they deserve it.
As a baby, Molly seemed cute & innocent. Now as a teenager the little shit is a poster child for retroactive abortion.
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Radioactive waste katty

by Creesolin December 2, 2009
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Radioactive Gangster

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A Super Gangster, Called Radioactive Becouse Of His "Super-Powers" ,Radioactive Gangsters Are Improve In Many Ways Such As:
1.Mad MC Skills
2.Super Strengh
3.Ability To Absorve Alot Of Alcohol.
4.Super Cool
5.Supre Smart
6.Great Criminals
Guy1:Hey Did You See That Criminal
Guy2:Yeah, His A Real Radioactive Gangster
by RadioactiveGangster July 24, 2010
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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
by Infrared1011 November 10, 2021
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Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".
Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.
by jodielover81 October 4, 2018
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