1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs
That there is a Rylan Oliveri
by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018
Rylan is a person any gender that is kind can be mean sometimes and will love you forever but they can be very emotional sometimes and will break down in tears for no reason..sometimes they will even try to show they care even if you don’t care
by Mønsterweeb-_- August 06, 2021
by Givbeishhhh March 13, 2024
Rylan is the type of person that will try to hook up with any girl he can get with. (Dakota) He will date them then be dumped for cheating on them. Everyone will then say to them. "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."
by Saltypat February 04, 2020
by REEEEEEEEEAMERICA January 23, 2023
Rylan is gay period. He is the definition of gay. If you see anyone who’s gay, 99% of the time their names Rylan
by Mikeoxsmol February 19, 2022
Usually a funny guy and has a great personality. He acts gay all time but swears he's straight. (We all know he isn't) He drinks his female respect juice everyday. But he isn't the nicest person, if he's nice to you, don't take it for granted. You can't help but fall for him. Even if it's only for a few days, or a few years. He doesn't like his apperence that much, so be sure to try to make him feel better about it. Give him compliments and laugh at his jokes. And I swear to God, he has the greatest smile. It can make anyone feel happy. And don't even get me started with his laugh. All I can say is that it's perfect. Oh and, if he's not happy, no one's happy.
Person 1: Hey, it's Rylan. He's such a great person. I wonder how he's doing today.
Person 2: Hopefully he's doing good. I hate to see him upset.
Person 2: Hopefully he's doing good. I hate to see him upset.
by popcorn ceiling March 24, 2022