A process whereby one viciously reams his cock or bottle of coke anally into another person's anal ass. See Omniverse.
by Katsudo July 1, 2003

by I love emos September 13, 2021

A misspelling of team made by my partner, I decided to make a whole definition for it, who spelt team wrong, L BOZO (jk)
by WhatthefuckdoIputhere May 15, 2022

An individual who can talk for hours on end...specifically about their child. Someone who requires an e-mail or quick phone call in order to relieve harassment.
I was trying to do some work at my desk and a "La Ream" confronted me...taking 2.5 hours from my life.
by Joe Schmoey March 26, 2008

the absolute pinnacle of human evolution ream would be the ultimate human there is no one more perfect than ream, ream is a god among gods he is the ultimate being
by anonymous April 28, 2021

by Cutiekiwi666 December 16, 2020

Very gay, obvi. And carries around a lgbtq+ card. He usually likes to hit women when they take his stuff. Not fun to be around. VERY GAY.
by I love emos September 13, 2021
