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Quiet, Pirates 

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise
Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation
Quiet, Pirates by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018
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Quiet White Kid 

That kid that sits at the back of the class and always gets bullied. You would probably want to become their friend, because they usually end up shooting up the school.
The quiet white kid brought his duffle bag to school today.
Quiet White Kid by N-word_John August 25, 2018

Quiet Kid in the Corner 

You know the kid. They often wear darker clothes, though it isn't necessary. Normally, this kid will talk to an elite few classmates who don't bug them, make fun of them, or bring them into irrelevant conversations. When you get to know that quiet kid, you can discover they are an individual person with lots of funny thoughts inside. They simply choose to keep them there. When they choose to let their thoughts out, the students laugh, but they're usually good kids, so the teacher's let it slide. Some speak more "properly" than others, depending on their sense of humor.
Mrs. Daniels: Justine, describe phagocytosis for the class.
*class considers whether there is actually a Justine in the school*
Justine: It's like when the space ship comes for the slime monster during its attempt at world domination, but the slime monster makes itself grow a little and eats it.
*class laughs*

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Mrs. Powers: And they all lived happily ever after... maybe... or maybe they all died.
Justine: Of course they died... this book was written two hundred years ago.
...
Crystal: Did you hear what Justine said in English?
Amanda: That girl's name is Justine?.. It's always the quiet kid in the corner.

quiet girl 

That quiet girl in your class. She's very bitter and negative, but is so sweet once you get to know her. She hates everyone because of hows she's ignored day after day. Whenever she tries to speak up, she's pushed back into her role as a nobody. Next time you see her, say hi, you'll make so happy .
Person: Why are you so quiet?

Quiet girl: .... Maybe its because no one wants to talk to me..

Quiet Guy Effect 

The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. This occurs because of the assumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don't talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.
Jackass: Care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)

Girl: Hahahaha! That's funny. I'll have to remember that one.

Quieter Guy: (tells same dirty joke)

Girl: You perverted bastard! Is that all you ever think about? You'll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. Go burn in hell, pervert!

Quieter Guy: Well, I'm probably not going to "get any" anytime soon anyway. God dammit, why do I always cause the Quiet Guy Effect no matter which girl I talk to?

Quiet Achiever

One who climaxes without making noise.
I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.
Quiet Achiever by Sherwin Lorenzo September 2, 2008

Quiet kid 

The quiet kid is usually a kid in school who is considered quiet and/or silent. In meme culture the quiet kid is considered the most badass person in the class and be able to kick everybody's ass. Example of this is include Light Yagami from Death note and Onision's self inserts in his books. Alot of the quiet kid memes is likely there for the author to self insert themself as a cool kid since alot of internet users was themself quiet as a kid. Alot of the jokes also revolve aroud "school shooting happens, lol"
student 1: "Hi"
Quiet kid 1: "..."
Quiet kid by Wulmer May 31, 2021