Quiche

Quirky and Niche

Pronounced "qu-eesh"

Timmy: "I found this quiche show we should watch"
Y/N: "Okay"

by suspicioussspaghetti December 16, 2025

[Quiche]

To call someone a Quiche is to insult their body odour....cheese bacon etc
Also can include
"Quichey Beaver"
"Quichey Mammal"
"Quichey Hymen"

Quiche Quichey, Quicherella (female) Quiche (male)
"Ya quichey Hymen"
(calling the smell of the female area
"Ya beverey quiche" to call their faces and smalls

by AngelaaaQuiche January 18, 2009

Quiche Crumbs

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009

Quiche Bag

a wimp who gets too much attention or credit. An irritating, preppy, goody two-shoes pussy

The guy on the TV show, The Bachelor, is a quiche bag.

by Fagel Bagel February 4, 2009

quiche story

a fairly uninteresting story, usually told alongside a load of babbling and rambling on about something completely uneventful.

i ate a pizza while i was in spain, it was wild.

wow, that is such a quiche story!

by avu1380 January 18, 2011

Quiche Lorraine

a baked flan or tart with a savoury filling of Bacon and Cheese (usually a mature Cheddar) thickened with eggs, usually eaten cold, made popular from the UK hit TV show 'ready steady cook' and created by the chef Ainsley Harriott for the then shows host Lorraine Kelly who enjoyed it so much that she squealed with excitement.

"I rustled up a few quiche Lorraine's for easter"

by Witwhoo September 8, 2019

Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.

Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.

by BussaBuss July 17, 2010