reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.

Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.

by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006

Punchlining

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.

When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".

by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

Schuylkill Punch

Philadelphia tap water from the Schuylkill River

Do you have bottled water?
- Nope, just good ole schuylkill punch

by bumblebeeme August 11, 2009

punchable face

The shape of a persons face that tempts people to punch them without good, justifiable reason.

Ex. I don't dislike Sam, he just as a punch able face, that's all.

Nicholas Cage has a punchable face in every movie he's ever been in

by Cspiegs September 11, 2013

Bustle Punching

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.

George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.

by 12Free4 December 9, 2010

Dork Punch

The act of an over-exaggerated "fake" punch toward a friend, family member or co-worker.

Brody dork punched Justin after Justin teased Brody about his poor web-development skills.

by AnonymousHack April 2, 2010

baby puncher

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.

"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"

by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010