Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

puddy wuddy

A coworker who cries about working too many long shifts.

Nate is such a puddy wuddy.

by Crybabyscoworker January 27, 2016

Love puddy

The mix of fecal matter, semen and sometimes blood as a result of anal sex.

There was love puddy all over the bed sheets after the couple made love.

by Justplainnasty July 8, 2017

naddy puddy

nasty pussy

Girl, give me that naddy puddy.

by foot fucker December 22, 2013

penis puddy

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

by puddypooper April 13, 2008

Puddy Tang

Puddy Tang, a noun, an animals name.

Mark: Did you see Kimberly's Puddy Tang?

Jeff: Yea that sure was a good looking pussy cat!

by Jerry309h August 27, 2010

puddy duddy

A person who has no life or people skills.A person who doesn't keep up on all the latest current events or trends.No clue at all about anything.Lives a very simple home body life and doesn't go out much and interact with people.

Alot of young kids would say this about their parents.My father has no clue what its like to be a kid these days.Father,things were much different when i was a kid.My friend who is 58 is a puddy duddy,hes worked just about everyday of his life never going out and socializing.All he has to talk about is his work.He tries to interact with us younger guys and is boring and totally outa touch with things.

by gary_malcontent August 2, 2010