psychobitch magnet

a guy who keeps on having relationships with phychotic females

''shit i must pick them, i must be some kind of psychobitch magnet or sumthink''

by senior cebolla August 8, 2012

psychisity

the state of being psychic :p

i could have claimed psychisity i know

by nyaanyaa October 23, 2012

linesheet psychosis

abnormal condition of the mind achieved after cramming too many linesheets together in a short period of time (often in "hell week"), and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". People suffering from linesheet psychosis are said to be psychotic.

Sara was found sitting at her cube with a blank look on her face on a friday afteroon, it was clear she was suffering from a servere case of linesheet psychosis.

by Trevis. July 29, 2009

lucid psychosis

the state of being able to perceive reality while psychotic

"Woof. I was manic as all get out, but at least it was a lucid psychosis, so I didn't run up my credit cart" - Jack Ofnotrade

by Jack Ofnotrade September 28, 2021

Meat psychosis

A Side Effect of an Unexpectedly good sexual Encounter that may cause Light stalking and Thoughts of Relationships

Gave her such a splendid noodling, that now shes developed meat psychosis.

by I dont know what a pseudonym January 31, 2022

Nesting Psychosis

The hysterical state-of-mind that women achieve when preparing for a party at home or preparing for visitors.

BD Mike: "Jess's family is coming over for the weekend and she has the nesting psychosis bad! I'm walking on egg shells here!"
Eric: "I feel you dawg. Sarah had a work party at home last weekend and got the nesting psychosis badly too. I told her to take a deep breath and tried to hug her and she looked like she wanted to punch me!"

by Eric Reuth January 26, 2023

Sales Psychosis

Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.

J 🦢

J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.

by John 💰 February 8, 2023