Proximity Flirting

To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching

Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.

by Kathrine West August 19, 2015

Proximititty

Nearness in space, time, or relationship to titties

"Dude, last night, my hand was totally in proximititty to her sweet rockin' tits!"
"Nice brah'

by mreihms June 26, 2016

Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.

"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."

by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020

proxibyte

A god awful YouTuber who creates content that is an exact clone of Technoblade

"Proxibyte is a piece of human trash" "Human that's an over statement"

by ProxiBoi May 26, 2020

Proxitute

Noun. Proxitution : an act of being/pretending to be someone else than your orginal identity.

He was just a regular passenger, disguised in proxitute outfit as a ticket checker.

Nah! He ain't own that car, he's just proxituting.

by [e-mail] August 20, 2022

Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.

Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.

by Sackary June 8, 2010

orion proxima

a crab who is named after space thing.

person 1: hey, I'm orion proxima
person 2: *blocks him*

by blobblobblobblobblobblobblob November 9, 2020