Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.
by Iblisatan May 16, 2009
Get the false prophet mug.An individual who tells people things that no one cares about. Usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! It's like so cool.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.
by X-Phlo June 19, 2007
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PoeticCc Tha Prophet is tha new breed of rapper. Born in Oklahoma City and raised in Long Beach, Ca he has been influenced by all different styles of rap and genre of music. With two solo albums to his credit as of 2008. "Death Before Dishonor" (2005) & "Tha Bastard In Blacc" (2006), and a collaborative album with Ninjaface entitled "K.O.M.B.A.T." (2008). Also an Original member of Mid South Musicc, an independant record label in Oklahoma City, Ok.
by anonymususus July 3, 2008
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person 1: "hey, do you watch the apostate prophet?"
person 2: "no, i have better things to do."
person 1: "agreed, he is a true reddit atheist."
person 2: "no, i have better things to do."
person 1: "agreed, he is a true reddit atheist."
by rixtertrixter August 4, 2021
Get the apostate prophet mug.The Prophet Muhammad was, according to the Muslim faith, the last messenger of God. Out of all the rest of the Prophets in the Muslim faith, Muhammad is the one most mentioned, because he was the one to whom the Holy Quran (the religious book of the Muslims) was revealed to during the month of Ramadan. Known as an extremely kind and trustworthy man who lived in Mecca around 570 CE.
They follow the teachings of the prophet muhammad.
by MizzFit December 25, 2008
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The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
by The Moody Poet August 21, 2007
Get the the prophet mug.A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.
DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
by Aquaris April 27, 2013
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