Reverse Prank Call

When you receive a call from a telemarketer and you just fuck around with them.

Telemarketer 1: Would you be interested in buying a Shamwow for the low price of $19.99?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 1: would you like me to switch you to a spanish line?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 2: ¿Le gustaría comprar un ShamWow pero solamente 2.000 pesos?
You: What the fuck? Speak english you retard
(hang up)
You: Man that was a great Reverse Prank Call

by Emack44 October 18, 2010

Chloe prank

A prank or story that is hardly believable that is dragged on for no more then 6 minutes. Featuring lots of unexpected plot twists in the time period. If you fall for the Chloe prank you are a fucking idiot. Watch out 👐🏽🤡👐🏽

Your fat..... *4 minutes later* HAHA CHLOE PRANK GOTCHA 👐🏽🤡👐🏽

by prank master August 23, 2019

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

plonky

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star

faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

by lancelotrocks December 18, 2007

Prank Answering

When a good friend calls and you answer the phone like-
A) you speak a foreign language, or broken english, or
B) Like you've never heard the name of the person before.
Either way it makes the person suspect they have a wrong number, and it's funny as hell. Sort of like a prank call, just by the receiver.

Noon...
John dials the number....
RING
RING
Perry: hehehe
*answers*
Perry: Herro, this is panda moon!
John: umm... uh... I think I have a wrong number!
Perry: I'm just fucking around! I was prank answering you!

by Dondrummondsorta January 16, 2011

Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah

Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.

by Ghhoste July 29, 2017

phonker

Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.

average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex

by phonker420 March 14, 2023