Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.
It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!
I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
by Smithing Awesome December 19, 2014
by goat _39 October 03, 2018
Preston means "priest's town" and it is derived from Old English. It is also a name of a place in England.
by JustPressed March 27, 2010
People with the name Preston normally have a very small penis size they tend not to have a lot of Friends and they like sexual relationships with arrans and ginger boys called hamish but they prefer hamish’s in primary 6.
by Nick Oscar April 19, 2020
by CancerSquad January 04, 2023
brown hair and hazel eyes,and his brown hair is mostly combed to the side. super hot and super sexy, and is addicted to computer games. loves anime, and is most likely gayalthough he acts straight. compatible with "Robert," "Jack" and "Mark."
by eboylou March 14, 2019