pornstar tits

A pair of breasts with ideal nipples and areolas. Areolas are about the size of a quarter or less and the nipples aren't long.

Dude she had some pornstar tits I swear

by 2livecatlady November 29, 2013

Pornstar pretty

Pornstar Pretty is when a girl is hot in the sense that she would be considered hot to fuck, but not pretty by any other means. To tell of someone is pornstar pretty, take a look- If the more you look, the less attractive they seem, they're probably pornstar pretty. See also pornstar hot

"She's kinda hot. I'd smash."
"Hot face or hot body?"
"Body."
"You mean pornstar pretty."

by ArtHoe101010101 September 17, 2018

pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006

pornstar-pete

Devised in the pornographic industry. Often revered to as the male pornstar in the video who prematurely ejaculates and then further proceeds to cry behind the camera.

"Man, Jeff pulled a pornstar-pete!, This show is over."

by Dewart May 2, 2004

pornstar martini

The genital fluids and emissions released during sex.

I fucked her until she was dripping with pornstar martini.

by The Queen of Sheba June 9, 2019

Pornstar's Tongue

An affliction that occurs after engaging in oral sex. Usually affects males who are over zealous in their quest to satisfy their female partner. It describes the tearing of the piece of skin, similar to the banjo string, under the tongue as a result of overstretching.

Man I have a serious case of pornstar's tongue!

by The Island Nun March 2, 2009

pornstar parking

1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time

Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.

by Austin Bade January 9, 2007