awkward porcupine

In a case of an awkward situation, just bust out an awkward porcupine and everything will be alright.
To whip this out first
interlock your fingers
then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.
While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound

When Kyle accidentaly mentioned that he had a third nipple and he was really a girl his friends went silent; his friend scott busted out an awkward porcupine. Everyone started cracking up totally forgetin this new info about Kyle

by big woody December 30, 2007

girl percussionist

a girl who plays a percussion instrument. normally only a few in a grade and sometimes in the school. if there are more than 1 half of them are normally really cute. also since they spend so much time around guys they are normally tomboys and have a guys sense of humor. they've probably dated at least one person in their section, most likely the 2nd cutest one because the 1st is obsessed with percussion and "doesn't have time for a girlfriend." all in all, girl percussionists are the ones that have the most guy friends, the most boyfriends, and the least amount of girl friends, and they don't care either.

"OMG did you hear that Sydney is a girl percussionist."
"Yeah she's the perfect candidate, her being all tomboyish and smokin' hot."

by chickenwing008 April 10, 2011

Poocussion

Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\

When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')

Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"

Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"

Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.

Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"

by Principal Midget December 13, 2010

Porous dump

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.

That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017

going porcupine

When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.

Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.

by pricklyp May 27, 2010

Porpus Hork

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.

"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."

by knucklehair May 26, 2011

ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.

Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.

by booticus June 13, 2010