poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido January 18, 2009

United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

postaboard

Pale and boring; unfun and uncool

Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.

by Cracker Lex January 16, 2009

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

Posta

Argentinian equivalent of "deadass"

- Che, yesterday, I saw a pink dog.
- Posta?
- Posta, boludo!

by Maestruli November 18, 2017

The Postage Stamp

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."

by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008